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Happy Diwali 2018 Jokes in Hindi

Happy Deepavali 2018 Jokes In Hindi | Diwali Jokes In Hindi

Happy Diwali 2018 Jokes In Hindi: First of all thanks for visiting this our Website, from our staff we all love to wish you an extremely happy Diwali festival 2018 to every one of you. Diwali is one of the significant festivals in India and known as the festival of lights. Every year the Diwali festival is celebrated in the month of November with the full tradition way. 

Here we will share with you a few vital things of Deepavali festival 2018. So without getting into some other question let us immediately jump into our assorted collection of Best Happy Diwali 2018 Jokes In Hindi, Funny Deepavali Jokes 2018, happy Diwali Jokes 2018Funny Happy Deepavali Jokes in English & Much more.



Here are Diwali Jokes in Hindi for 2018 : -

Santa Aur Banta : Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahe They..Santa: Batao Pataka Aur Fuljhadi Mein Kya Antar Hai?Banta: Simple, Meri Patni Fuljhadi Hai Aur Meri Saali Patakha!

Funny Pappu Jokes for Deepavali 2018

Pappu- Kal maine ek rocket chhoda to sidha suraj se takra gaya.Chappu- Fir kya huwa ?Pappu- Fir meri pitayi huyyiChappu- Kisane peeta ?Pappu- Are yar aur kisane, suraj Ki mammi ne.

जो लोग“बुरा न मानो, होली है”ये कहकर आप रंग डाल जाते हैंदिवाली आने पर आप भी“बुरा न मानो, दिवाली है”कहकर उनपर बम डाल देनाहैप्पी होली

HAPPY DIWALI JOKES IN HINDI 2018

रंगीली (अपने पति से)- सुनोजी, पिछली दिवाली पर आपने मुझे लोहे का पलंग गिफ्ट किया था, तो इस बार क्या करने का इरादा है?
रंगीला- सोच रहा हूं इस बार उस पलंग में करंट छोड़ दूं ताकि मेरी दिवाली शुभ हो जाए।

पति-पत्नी और खाली बोतल
पत्नी- आपने तो कहा था कि दिवाली के दिनों में शराब बिलकुल नहीं पिएंगे?
पति- हां, हां कहा था, लेकिन रॉकेट चलाने के लिए खाली बोतल तो चाहिए ना!


बुरा न मानो दिवाली है!
चिंटू- एक बार 'बुरा न मानो होली है!' यह कहकर किसी ने मुझ पर रंग फेंक दिया था...।
पिंटू- फिर तुमने क्या किया?
चिंटू- 'बुरा न मानो दिवाली है!' यह कहकर मैंने उस पर 'बम' फेंक दिया। आज पूरा मोहल्ला मुझे ढूंढ रहा है...!

DIWALI JOKES HINDI 2018

पटाखों की दुकान
बेटा (अपनी मां से)- मां, दिवाली आने वाली है। इस बार मैं पटाखे इस दुकान से लूंगा।
मां- नालायक, ये पटाखों की दुकान नहीं, लड़कियों का हॉस्टल है।
लड़का- मुझे क्या पता? एक दिन पापा कह रहे थे कि यहां एक से एक धांसू और रंगीले पटाखे हैं।

SARDAR HINDI JOKES FOR DIWALI 2018

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te
hai to pahle light dhekhai deti
hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche
BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE!1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME
UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!!PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO?BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO
NAHLA DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA—–HA——HA

Happy Diwali Jokes in English

Happy Deepavali Jokes In English 2018 | Diwali Jokes English 2018

Diwali Jokes In English 2018: Here we will share with you a few vital things of Happy Diwali festival 2018. So without getting into some other question let us immediately jump into our assorted collection of Best Happy Diwali 2018 Jokes In English, Funny Deepavali Jokes 2018 English, happy Diwali Jokes 2018, Funny Happy Deepavali Jokes in English & Much more.

The Funny Flight Joke

Madhul was flying home to see her family to celebrate Diwali with them. Fifteen minutes into the flight from Bombay to Delhi, the captain announced, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.’ 
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Thirty minutes later the captain announced, ‘One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry . . . we can fly just fine on two engines.’ 

An hour later the captain announced, ‘One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour. But don’t worry… we still have one engine left.’ Madhul, turned to the man in the next seat and sighed and she said, ‘If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day.’

Funny Deepavali English Jokes

Husband drunk, came to homeWife at door: how dare you…..?You promised me that youdid not drink without any occasion,then why you drunk today?Funny husband: darling, the festivalof crackers diwali is coming..!!Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai..

Diwali Jokes In English for 2018

Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri; Your nose as shapely as an Anaar; Your ears as beautiful as Chakari; Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil; Hair braided like a beautiful Larri; Your personality takes off like a Rocket; And your body is simply a Bomb. Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!

Pappu Jokes For Diwali 2018

Pappu- Kal Maine Ak Rocket Chhoda to sidha Suraj Takra Gaya. 
Chappu- Fir kya huwa ?
Pappu- Fir Meri Pitayi Huyyi Chappu- Kisane Peeta ?Pappu- Are yar aur kisane suraj Ki mammi ne..
Wish u Happy DiwaliI know ye jaldi hai par kya karubahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!Happy Diwali Frinds
Reva to Neel: ” what is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?”Neel didnt knowReva: “Diwa Lee” Reva: “What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwlai?”Again Neel silent Reva: “Rango Lee” Reva: “what did Bruce Lee give his sister as a gift?”Neel Confused Reva: “chaniya cho lee” 
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